The Three Holy Things
by Lyle Hill
Due to a production error, several lines were omitted from this column,
which ran in the October 2010 USGlass. The article has been reprinted
here in its entirety.
When I was a kid growing up on Chicago’s far west side, there were three
holy things. I refer here to secular holy things and not those Holy things
associated with religious practice. While I make no attempt to hide my
religious beliefs when asked about them, I am very much aware that this
publication has a broad and diverse readership so I am obligated to exercise
a certain amount of restraint when dealing with certain subject matter.
And religion is one of those subjects. So right here and now, let me say
one more time that when I herein refer to holy things, I am dealing with
secular items where the word holy should be viewed adjectively. So please,
no nasty e-mails or phone calls.
Okay …where was I? Oh yes, when I was a kid, there were three holy things.
There was holy mackerel, holy cow and holy Toledo. Each of these three
holies had its own special place in the day-to-day conversations of the
kids I hung around with. For instance, at a baseball game, a really great
catch or outstanding hit would draw a hearty and often stretched out “holy
cow” while a non-athletic event that was extraordinary or just simply
unexpected would typically command a “holy mackerel” or two. To the group
of kids that I spent the bulk of my time with, a holy cow was actually
a compliment of sorts while a holy mackerel was simply a comment about
an unusual event of some type.
Now … a holy Toledo was something else all together. You see, holy Toledos
were reserved for big events, for things that were both rare and dramatic.
For instance, when lightning struck the big elm tree in back of the Bruney’s
house and caused a large portion of that tree to crash through the bedroom
of their house just missing the sleeping Jungle Jim Bruney by a couple
of feet, holy Toledos could be heard for several days. There were some
who thought the occurrence only merited a holy mackerel but because the
life of the erstwhile Jungle Jim had apparently been spared by what could
only be defined as a fortunate twist of fate or perhaps even divine intervention,
most of the kids in the neighborhood came down on the side of holy Toledo
(although I do, now that I think about, remember Jungle Jim’s dad, Edison
Bruney, using a completely different set of expressions when talking about
the event. And trust me; there was nothing holy, from a secular or religious
standpoint, about any of what he had to say).
Like all young kids, I didn’t always understand the words or expressions
I heard and eagerly took for my own. In fact, until I was in about the
second grade, I regularly inserted the word “torpedo” for “Toledo” and
until I was about 8 or 9 I had no clue that Toledo was actually a city
in a far away place known as Ohio. As with most kid things, I ultimately
outgrew all of this and the three holy things of my youth faded away to
become only a distant memory of a time long ago.
On August 29th of this year, an article appeared in the Wall Street Journal
that described a building being built by the Toledo Museum of Art. It
is to be a $30,000,000 Glass Pavilion, a symbol of America’s “Glass City”
and is to reflect the legacy of its local glassmakers. It sounds good
and, for sure, those early American glass pioneers of Northwestern Ohio
deserved some recognition for their accomplishments. But there’s a catch.
The design of the facility is such that the glass that will be used for
its construction will come from China. Yes, China.
Unlike the planned New York Freedom Tower, which at last report was going
to use Chinese glass because of budgeting pressure … no surprise that
the Chinese product is cheaper … the glass to be used for the “Glass City”
museum project can allegedly only be made in China. I’m having a hard
time believing this but, even if it’s true, is the design of whatever
is being planned that unique and outstanding that it can’t be tweaked
a bit to allow for a domestic manufactured product? There’s still a great
deal of beautiful product made domestically and, personally, as someone
who has spent his entire adult life in the architectural glass business,
the trade-off is an easy one to swallow.
I know there are those who will read this article and wonder aloud if
I have been living in a cave and have never heard of this phenomenon known
as the global economy, but I wonder how many
Lyle R. Hill is president of MTH Industries of Chicago. Mr. Hill’s
opinions are solely his own and not necessarily those of this magazine.
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